"Oh, Great Man of the Mountain, I have travelled long distances to reach you. I have come through scorching valleys and up arduous mountain trails, across great boulder strewn ridges, through forests of mighty trees, against gale force winds and under the burning sun. I have wandered through the territories of great bears and lions, stinging insects, and had vultures and hawks watch me from on high. But I did not falter, Oh Great Guru of the Rocks! I have come hence to ask you this one burning question, Oh Wise Man!
"Do you have any snacks?"